Labor Day Month-Long Promotion!

Labor Day, that special day where we pay tribute to our working men and women, is upon us. It has been celebrated as a national holiday in the United States and Canada since 1894. It usually means:

• A day off of work and a three day weekend
• The end of summer and the beginning of serious BBQ time
• The Last day of the Great Minnesota State Fair
• You’re going back to school
• Labor Day Sales
• More Labor Day Sales

There have been some truly awesome folks that I’ve had the pleasure to work with in my years in the computer industry (and some not so awesome ones, and you know who you are). So in this quiet, joy-filled moment of reflection, it seems appropriate that I join in the tribute and do something… generous, and arguably crazy.

And here it is: All labor of Critical Computer done in the month of September in the year of 2009 will be invoiced at half our regular rate. Half off. 50% less. Same 110% CritCom value. First come, first served. This is a limited offer. Call now! Operators are standing by (well, voice mail anyway). Excludes parts and internet fees (which are fixed costs, sorry).

Disclaimers: Your mileage may vary. Above terms subject to change without notice. Always drive on roads, not on people. Batteries not included. Call before you dig. Consult your physician before use. Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. Do not use if seal is broken. Driver does not carry cash. Exclusions may apply. For great justice, take off every zig. Handle with care. If you cannot read these instructions, please notify a flight attendant. Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. Made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles. May contain material some readers may find objectionable; parental guidance is advised. Misuse may cause injury or death. No other warranty expressed or implied. Not available with other offers. Not responsible if you’ve fallen and can’t get up. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Price does not include taxes. Rebroadcast is prohibited without the express written consent of the National Football League. Seek shelter and cover head. Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover. Shipping & handling extra. Some humor and satire included. The truth is out there. This is not an offer to sell securities. The views expressed on this program do not necessarily reflect those of our sponsors. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Void where prohibited except where not prohibited. This supersedes any previous disclaimer.

Happy Labor MONTH!